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Offline The Peepmaster

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Downright Lies
« on: June 02, 2007, 09:12:21 AM »
I had breakfast with James 2nd this morning, having just arrived back from the Moon.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2007, 09:14:10 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 02, 2007, 09:12:21 AM
I had breakfast with James 2nd this morning, having just arrived back from the Moon.

There is no way I had breakfast with you this morning, or ever would. The cheek of it!
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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2007, 09:23:36 AM »
In parts of Ecuador, on Tuesdays, the Orangutan is considered a Stick Insect.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 09:36:17 AM »
Surely, a bit early to be drinking, Nige?
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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 09:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on June 02, 2007, 09:36:17 AM
Surely, a bit early to be drinking, Nige?

Yes! 1-0. Cheers, Rog.

(I'm away down to Kent in a wee while - I'll be looking in on my Mum's computer).

My entire left leg was painted purple by a Hartlepool Traffic Warden.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 04:42:33 PM »
A lying marathon in preparation for a visit with Mum eh? Tell us about your childhood Nige ? were you in trouble quite a lot then?

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2007, 12:18:06 AM »
Peepsie's Mum's computer is being bugged by MI6. I cannot tell you how i know this or I'd have to kill you all, but you must believe me. There is much at stake. We are all in grave danger, especially Colin.
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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2007, 07:12:19 AM »
You couldn't have had breakfast with James 2nd, I did, and then Billy Connolly had breakfast with him 3rd, so the earliest you could have had breakfast with James was 4th, and that would have been lunch.

I was at the Moon too. It was a huge success, and getting over sixty thousand people into New Wembley to drop their trousers and bare their arses to save the rain forest was an incredible achievement, well done Sting!!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2007, 10:24:50 AM »
Right. I'm on Mum's computer, and funnily enough, she has a ladybird as her background wallpaper, so in a way, it HAS been bugged!
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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2007, 01:08:11 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 03, 2007, 10:24:50 AM
Right. I'm on Mum's computer, and funnily enough, she has a ladybird as her background wallpaper, so in a way, it HAS been bugged!

So am I safe then?
Can I leave the house?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2007, 01:19:52 PM »
I've said too much already.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2007, 01:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 03, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
I've said too much already.

We don't mind the occasional contribution.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 06:48:28 PM »
That's very magnamini....magnimumi....mangananny......thanks, Big Boy!
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Offline Mince

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Re: Downright Lies
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 07:53:59 PM »
 ;D
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