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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on May 29, 2012, 02:23:21 AM
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I have left it until the last minute. Our Toastmaster group is meeting tomorrow night for awards "37 minutes of humour" and pizza - the public has been invited!
Each of us needs a joke or two and I have nothing but a box of iris tubers to take in and share about.
Any brilliant jokes would be most appreciated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moooovies.
Brilliant I know.....
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Thanks. Perhaps I will bake some lemon meringue pies to take in to go along with that joke.
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Or take a damp squib.
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A lady cook in a Botany Centre canteen was given the honour of naming a new plant discovery just at the same moment as she was calling a customer across to collect his freshly prepared meal.
"As you have been working hard at this centre of excellence for 25 years, we'd like you to name this plant", said the head botanist.
"Irish Stew, Bert", she called out to her customer.
And so the plant, accidentally, acquired its name.
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
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I would if I understood the 'Joke', 'pun', 'play on words', etc. ... But I didn't.
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
I tried to understand it, I really did…are you sure the customer’s name was Bert?
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
I tried to understand it, I really did…are you sure the customer’s name was Bert?
She named your Iris Tubers accidentally by calling out, "Irish Stew, Bert".
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
I tried to understand it, I really did…are you sure the customer’s name was Bert?
She named your Iris Tubers accidentally by calling out, "Irish Stew, Bert".
Oh, that would have been good to go with the iris tubers I was giving away!
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
I tried to understand it, I really did…are you sure the customer’s name was Bert?
She named your Iris Tubers accidentally by calling out, "Irish Stew, Bert".
It was the 't' on the end that confused me. I was thinking 'I arrest you, Bert' as all previous incarnations (oh, I thought of a flower there!) of the 'irish stew' knock knock joke meant that.
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That's where you were all supposed to laugh... ..0
I tried to understand it, I really did…are you sure the customer’s name was Bert?
She named your Iris Tubers accidentally by calling out, "Irish Stew, Bert".
Oh, that would have been good to go with the iris tubers I was giving away!
Yes, I wrote it specially for you, to go with the custard-pie-in-the-face routine you had planned.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the fox's mouth.
Do they appreciate rude jokes? I could make you the new Bernard Manning. Seeing as there's a vacancy.
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Have you heard the joke about the boy who loved tractors?
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Have you heard the joke about the boy who loved tractors?
Is this a trailer for it? ???
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If it's about the boy who loved tractors until one rolled over on his leg nearly killing him, and if it's the one where ho goes into a smokey pub, inhaling all the smoke and blowing it outside, informing the customers that he is an "ex tractor fan", yes I've heard it. Or I went and Googled it, rather.
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Bastard!
Mind you, my version is cleaner and does not have the "ho" in it.
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Great gag, Malc. Gave me a laugh.
:-D
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It's not rude. Ho is a Chinese boy. Shame on you for poking fun at him. That's his full name. Ho Him.
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It's not rude. Ho is a Chinese boy. Shame on you for poking fun at him. That's his full name. Ho Him.
Yes, HIM!