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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 05:52:37 PM

Title: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
....Discuss.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 05:57:36 PM
Can't be disputed I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 06:05:41 PM
I can here.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Mince on June 14, 2007, 06:11:15 PM
Tarquin, it's "hear".
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 06:16:01 PM
Here here!
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 14, 2007, 06:54:32 PM
This is one of those questions like "Is the Pope Catholic", isn't it?
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 07:16:09 PM
Ecxellent point, Roger.

Forgive me if I don't join in too much with your "debate". I'm busy packing for my world tour.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 14, 2007, 07:47:26 PM
I'm packing for Birmingham, which probably isn't as impressive. I leave tomorrow afternoon with my good lady and get back Sunday night. We will be dining with Mr and Mrs Thunderthighs lll. No doubt, I shall have to explain to him which fork to use as he drinks a claret and ice.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
I'm wondering whether I should take toilet-paper.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
I'm packing for Birmingham, which probably isn't as impressive. I leave tomorrow afternoon with my good lady and get back Sunday night. We will be dining with Mr and Mrs Thunderthighs lll. No doubt, I shall have to explain to him which fork to use as he drinks a claret and ice.

Any faux pas I commit will pale to insignificance this weekend should you repeat the one you have just committed, Roger.

Suffice to say, "That was no wife, that was my lady..."

And she REALLY doesn't like there to be ANY confusion about that.  :-\
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 07:54:48 PM
I'm wondering whether I should take toilet-paper.

Life on the edge, Peepsie!
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 07:57:10 PM
I can here.

That should have read "It can here."

I made a mistake.

Please note, I didn't just go and change it, thereby making your subsequent posts look nonsensical.

I shall now go and shoot myself.....
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 08:00:26 PM
Someone's already trying to get toilet paper imported: http://www.alibaba.com/manufacturer/14682426/Buy_Good_Quality_Toilet_Paper.html
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 14, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
We will be dining with Mr Thunderthighs lll and definitely NOT Mrs Thunderthighs lll. Got it.
Looking forward to it anyway!
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 08:50:04 PM
Have you checked whether they've got toilet paper, Roger?

Lucy's just come round, had a good laugh, and chucked the toilet rolls out of my suitcase. At least that leaves room for some clothes. Anyway, must get back to the packing...
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 14, 2007, 09:21:52 PM
Remind me, Nige---when do you leave?
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2007, 10:34:51 PM
Taxi, boat, train and plane tomorrow, Roger. Water Buffalo at the other end.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 11:48:19 PM
Can't you settle for a club sandwich like most people?
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2007, 11:51:23 PM
Have a wonderful time!
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Malc on June 15, 2007, 02:12:23 AM
Don't drink the water. I'm not kidding.
I'm sure you're a seasoned world traveller, etc, and I'm not trying to teach my granny to suck eggs, but you should take care to avoid the local water, don't take ice in your drinks and don't eat fruit that's been washed with local water. Live on bottled water.

If you decide to treat this advice in a devil-may-care fashion, I guarantee you will incur a severe dose of the runny bum-bum that will make your return journey a nightmare.

Have a LOVELY holiday.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 15, 2007, 04:21:57 PM
So Roger and TTIII are going to a cartoonist?s convention and Nige is venturing into parts of the deepest, darkest jungle on a water buffalo.

I am going to a BBQ Saturday night.

It?s going to be a quiet weekend back here in Peepsvile.

Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Diamond Lil on June 15, 2007, 06:21:05 PM
So Roger and TTIII are going to a cartoonist?s convention

....and for one mad moment, my dear sister-in-law thought her beloved was whisking her off for a romantic weekend  :-\
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 15, 2007, 08:21:19 PM
I'll take my little ukulele and Roger and I shall serenade the ladies all evening, in between talking fitba'.
Title: Re: Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 18, 2007, 01:27:09 PM
Manila is an amazing city. Coming out of the airport was like stepping onto a James Bond film set! Traffic is choc-a-bloc heavy and manic 24 hours a day. The place never sleeps. Fabulous food everywhere and so cheap. People are lovely. After staying here a few days we are going round some other islands. 4 flights prepared for about 95 quid each!

Malc - I have been so careful, but this morning had some cold draught lemonade. Within an hour I was having stomach cramps etc! All fixed quickly with tablets thankfully!