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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 26, 2012, 10:10:47 AM

Title: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 26, 2012, 10:10:47 AM
Mince
 - none so far

Peepmaster
 - Quite a few

Sandy Buttcheeks
 - none so far

Jack
 - none so far

Malc
 - none so far

others to be added when they join in



1. Diane's favourite hairstyle.
2. The animal Diane would date if humans were not available.
3. The stupidest thing Diane has done while walking.
4. The biggest number Diane knows.
5. The longest word Diane knows.
6. How many times Diane is likely to get suspicious before someone wins.
7. The weirdest thing Diane has seen.
8. The most unladylike thing Diane has done with a piece of cutlery.
9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
10. Whether Diane would date anyone from the strip cartoon of Beau Peep.
11. Who Diane would like a phone call from.
12. The time and place when Diane had the worst hair style.
13. Whom Diane despises the most on the Beau Peep forums.
14. Whether Diane's skirts are shorter than those of Peepmaster.
15. The most animals Diane has had in her house at one time.
16. Whether Diane likes any drink more than ginger ale.
17. How many mooses Diane has named.
18. How many speeches Diane has made.
19. Whether Diane has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
20. What Diane's favourite-shaped cloud is.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Jack on November 26, 2012, 04:06:44 PM
Hooray, I'm in joint-first place!
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 26, 2012, 06:48:59 PM
I am beginning to suspect that she is deliberately not turning up to annoy us.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on November 26, 2012, 07:16:49 PM
I demand a point for Peeps spoiling my attempt to tease the longest word from Diane. This competition is a farce already.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 26, 2012, 07:54:21 PM
All's fair ....
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 26, 2012, 10:45:04 PM
She got on just a bit ago today and posted nothing. I reckon she's rumbled us.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Malc on November 27, 2012, 05:14:50 AM
how do I "join?"
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 27, 2012, 09:24:35 AM
You already are. Name is up top.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on November 27, 2012, 01:15:41 PM
I tried checking out her Facebook site but no luck there.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Jack on November 27, 2012, 07:57:42 PM
I'd like to politely ask Peepmaster if, seeing as how I don't have mod privilages, he could add a few points onto my score while he's editing his own.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 27, 2012, 08:33:57 PM
All points have to be pointed out or they don't count.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on November 27, 2012, 10:21:46 PM
I'd like to politely ask Peepmaster if, seeing as how I don't have mod privilages, he could add a few points onto my score while he's editing his own.

Hah. It's ok Jack, don't worry, it says -3 at Peeps.

I demand 10 points for pointing this out...All's fair after all.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Egg on November 28, 2012, 01:00:14 PM
You go out for a few days, earning a honest crust and bang, competitions all over the place and I'm already behind!

C'mon Mince.......10 points please, for a relative newcomer and late starter!  :P
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 28, 2012, 01:20:30 PM
Go for it, Egg.

Peepmaster is going to be disqualified points soon for his outrageous directness.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 28, 2012, 02:40:34 PM
I have been careful not to break any rules by asking direct questions.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 28, 2012, 03:00:44 PM
I have been careful not to break any rules by asking direct questions.

Are you saying that in order not to break any rules you have asked direct questions?

I still think you should be penalised.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 28, 2012, 03:08:37 PM
No - I took great care not to ask any direct questions, as that is not allowed.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 28, 2012, 04:15:17 PM
Who agrees we should just disqualify him for being annoying?
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 28, 2012, 06:19:50 PM
Highly skilled, is the phrase you're seeking, I believe. <sanctimonioussmiley>
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 28, 2012, 08:42:48 PM
Post by Mince: "I can't believe Peepmaster asked you what your favourite hairstyle is. Diane, tell me the answer, not him, because that is such a weird question. (Don't you hate him more than anyone else here?)"


If those are not direct questions/statements, I don't know what are! Disqualification?
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 28, 2012, 09:12:29 PM
No chance! I am just monopolising on your outrageous behaviour.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on November 28, 2012, 10:48:51 PM
Who agrees we should just disqualify him for being annoying?

Mince, you have my support...

Highly skilled, is the phrase you're seeking, I believe. <sanctimonioussmiley>

...in disqualifying him for highly skill-duggery.


Let's get this competition back to being honest and above board, where the winner will be a winner because he's won winningly. I just can't stomach deceit, sneakiness and underhand tactics. (Throw Peeps out and we'll split his points, Mince).
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on November 29, 2012, 08:19:02 AM
Or we could just delete all our own posts and then tell Diane that this was completely Peepmaster's idea.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on November 29, 2012, 10:37:54 PM
It's a deal, Mince. Let's disprove the theory that cheats never win.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on November 29, 2012, 11:57:53 PM
Or we could just delete all our own posts and then tell Diane that this was completely Peepmaster's idea.
I like the idea there.  However, peepsie has probably been scanning the posts to save as evidence.

If one cannot ask direct questions, the only option is indirect ones. 
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 02, 2012, 10:57:31 PM
I now claim number 13 for myself without even needing further verification.    ;D
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on December 08, 2012, 09:46:33 AM
So who's winning?
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Jack on December 08, 2012, 11:15:22 AM
Diane.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on December 08, 2012, 02:12:11 PM
With Peepmaster a close second - all girls together, I suppose.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 08, 2012, 10:21:41 PM
I'm not winning. I may have to throw a tantrum.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on December 10, 2012, 11:28:37 PM
I'm not winning. I may have to throw a tantrum.
How far - is that another name for chucking a telegraph pole?
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 11, 2012, 11:26:41 PM
Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Egg on December 13, 2012, 08:57:06 AM
Did I win?
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on December 13, 2012, 11:43:04 AM
To be honest, once Peepmaster started cheating, I lost track. :)
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on December 13, 2012, 10:12:45 PM
Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.
It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Egg on December 14, 2012, 08:37:38 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 14, 2012, 08:57:43 PM
Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.
It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on December 14, 2012, 10:20:34 PM
Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.
It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.
Who's Miles? I don't have anyone else's jacket, fluorescent or not.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 14, 2012, 11:06:46 PM
Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.
It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.

Who's Miles? I don't have anyone else's jacket, fluorescent or not.

Miles Davis? Famous American jazz trumpeter and collector of tossed jackets?  Jeeeeez.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Bilthehut on December 15, 2012, 11:42:24 PM
oh, that Miles!  Why didn't you say that the first time.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 23, 2013, 07:11:27 PM
Not this one?

Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 25, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
That first contestant was Susan Boyle's mother.
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 21, 2013, 07:19:58 PM
I still haven't received my prize...
Title: Re: Who is in the lead?
Post by: Mince on March 22, 2013, 06:28:08 PM
Send me your address and if I can get the automatic fuse sorted, I will post it to you.