Who is in the lead?

[Bilthehut]

I'm not winning. I may have to throw a tantrum.

How far - is that another name for chucking a telegraph pole?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.

[Egg]

Did I win?

[Mince]

To be honest, once Peepmaster started cheating, I lost track.

[Bilthehut]

Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.

It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

[Egg]

 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.

It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.

[Bilthehut]

Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.

It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.

Who's Miles? I don't have anyone else's jacket, fluorescent or not.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Up here, that's caber tossing. We seem to like a good toss up here for some reason.

It can't be that hard to throw a caper.  You'd be better off with a gherkin.

A gherkin? Surely you can throw a lightweight jacket for miles.

Who's Miles? I don't have anyone else's jacket, fluorescent or not.

Miles Davis? Famous American jazz trumpeter and collector of tossed jackets?  Jeeeeez.

[Bilthehut]

oh, that Miles!  Why didn't you say that the first time.

[The Peepmaster]

Not this one?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

That first contestant was Susan Boyle's mother.

[The Peepmaster]

I still haven't received my prize...

[Mince]

Send me your address and if I can get the automatic fuse sorted, I will post it to you.