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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Redundant on April 21, 2013, 02:58:53 AM

Title: Five things you should never do with a chicken
Post by: Redundant on April 21, 2013, 02:58:53 AM

• Teach it to shoot
• The Lambada
• Ask it "Which came first?" [visual: chicken exploding]
• Buy it a bikini
• Discuss politics [surveys show that 8 out of 10 chickens prefer fascism]

Title: Re: Five things you should never do with a chicken
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 21, 2013, 04:54:39 AM

Most of that goes without saying. They don't like being called "it" either.

Title: Re: Five things you should never do with a chicken
Post by: Redundant on April 21, 2013, 11:04:57 AM

Quote from: Diane CBPFC on April 21, 2013, 04:54:39 AM

They don't like being called "it" either.

I'll wait for the first gun toting, lambada dancing, itzy bitzy teenie weenie poka dotted Nazi to tell me that, I prefer to get my information from the chickens mouth, besides I tried "Colin" and it didn't work:

"Teach Colin to shoot" for example  or "Buy Colin a bikini" - makes absolute nonsense of an otherwise almost perfect list. With respect, I think you are being hoodwinked [or is it chicken winged] by your chickens, you should probably keep your guns securely locked up, and for god's sake don't count them.