They don't like being called "it" either.
I'll wait for the first gun toting, lambada dancing, itzy bitzy teenie weenie poka dotted Nazi to tell me that, I prefer to get my information from the chickens mouth, besides I tried "
Colin" and it didn't work:
"
Teach Colin to shoot" for example or "
Buy Colin a bikini" - makes absolute nonsense of an otherwise almost perfect list. With respect, I think you are being hoodwinked [or is it chicken winged] by your chickens, you should probably keep your guns securely locked up, and for god's sake don't count them.
