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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 06:28:28 PM

Title: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 06:28:28 PM
We got one!

(http://www.cameldung.co.uk/images/coulson004.jpg)

Finally! Say hello to our new member, Flumpo. I just vetted him, after checking that he was genuine: he talked briefly about Beau Peep to prove he was genuine, something along the lines of words and full stops, so I vetted him.


I hope I'm not making us seem too desperate.  :-\
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 06:51:23 PM
(http://www.cameldung.co.uk/images/coulson005.jpg)

Flumpo and I ride for days to get to this nothing in the middle of nowhere. We are ready to post about Beau Peep to help you, and you? You hide from us. Hide. From us. But it's a different story when you need new members, huh? You might lose your precious topic views. Then you flock to us, huh? Well, we are here, my compadre, Flumpo, and I. Here we stay. And you? You prove to us that you are worth posting for!
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 08:13:31 PM
The welcoming party is over. No one turned up, not even Flumpo. I think Roger peered through the window briefly, but then he left.

(http://www.cameldung.co.uk/images/coulson006.jpg)
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 25, 2015, 08:28:57 PM
I didn't understand a word of it. Like a good journalist, I made my excuses and left.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 08:51:05 PM
You've never seen Ghostbusters? Or the Magnificent Seven? The Ghostbuster's secretary when they get their first ghost? Chico's speech?

Hang on a sec . . . this is Planet Earth, yes?
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Redundant on May 25, 2015, 08:56:09 PM
I didn't understand a word of it. Like a good journalist, I made my excuses and left.

I think a pharmacist would probably have better luck, as for not turning up for your own welcoming party that no-one knows about, Flumpo sounds like my kind of guy [or gal], and I look forward to many more non-shared moments together...a sunset perhaps...or a stroll along a non-existent memory lane...how the heart quickens...
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 25, 2015, 09:01:03 PM
Well, I'm taking the money for the hat and balloons from the Beau Peep kitty, so we had better sell some more mugs.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 25, 2015, 09:22:53 PM
Flumpo, if by some miracle you're still with us after all that, I should just like to point out that Phil Coulson is not, in fact, the SHIELD agent of the same name. That Phil Coulson is entirely fictional. Sadly, ours is not.

Please do feel free to post and join in the fun (if you find any). You are most welcome.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on May 25, 2015, 11:51:28 PM
Three cheers for Flumpo...or maybe that should be cheerios.

Anyhoo, Hip Hip...

 ;)

Welcome, Flumpo.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Redundant on May 26, 2015, 02:43:39 AM
...That Phil Coulson is entirely fictional...

Well thanks for ruining my day... [We bald guys get one, just one, almost superhero and it turns out to be a lie..the pain].  Welcome Flumpo, hold on to your dreams if you can.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 27, 2015, 09:56:10 PM
I think Flumpo was just kidding about joining. Ah well.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on May 27, 2015, 10:31:44 PM
I think Flumpo was just kidding about joining. Ah well.

You scared him/her off. I could smell the desperation.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 29, 2015, 10:15:29 AM
I'm beginning to think he might just be a spammer. Oh well. Perhaps I should wait for them to post next time.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 29, 2015, 11:28:00 AM
He sent me a PM so I'm pretty sure he exists.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Mince on May 29, 2015, 11:58:54 AM
I do hope it wasn't porn. Perhaps I shall have to remove the ability to PM until the member has made a few posts.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 29, 2015, 01:06:16 PM
Nothing sinister in the slightest.  A simple, friendly request that was easily sorted.
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Redundant on May 29, 2015, 07:36:42 PM
Nothing sinister in the slightest.  A simple, friendly request that was easily sorted.

And there was I thinking you'd given up the stage act and sold all the dresses...
Title: Re: Flumpo
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 29, 2015, 07:52:41 PM
You were SO wrong.