Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 06, 2015, 12:16:29 AM
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I have changed two things and I thought I ought to point them out. Firstly, where it says "Notice" in "Beau Peep Notice Board", I have placed a flashing "N" behind the normal "N". Also, I have slightly darkened one of the pixels in Roger's avatar. I hope neither of these detract from the usual excitement experienced by members of the board.
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This is an outrage! >:(
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It looks more like an emoticon than an outrage but I'm not an expert. Love the flashing "N"
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It looks more like an emoticon than an outrage but I'm not an expert. Love the flashing "N"
It's a trial run. I might, given the overwhelming response, place flashing letters behind the whole title. Who wants to pick the colour?
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Alabama Crimson. I have gone to the trouble of looking up the names of colours and that sounded rather appealing.
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I changed one of the pixels in your avatar to Alabama Crimson.
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Ah, yes! It looks great!
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Why do I get the impression you don't know what a pixel is?
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Honestly, sometimes it's almost too cruel to watch...of course Roger knows what a pixel is, they live at the bottom of his garden...
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I demand to see the changes. I can't see anything different. This isn't an Emperors New Clothes type of thing, is it?
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I demand to see the changes. I can't see anything different. This isn't an Emperors New Clothes type of thing, is it?
Try the 3D glasses, see if that helps...
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Who is "Phil Coulson"?
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Who's asking?
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The goddamn Peepmaster is asking, you useless piece of agent doo doo. Now hit the deck and gimme twenty.
Oh, and slip Peeps a tenner when you're down there too will you? There's a good man.
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I was just making sure he has the proper clearance before telling him.
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He's 6'4" - how much clearance does he need?
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I'm guessing it's Mince.
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He's 6'4" - how much clearance does he need?
Those signs saying Level 8 Clearance on Level 8 hang quite low. It could be a problem.
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I'm guessing it's Mince.
I was actually thinking the same about you. The goldfish also known as Peepmaster hasn't been on the board for ages. Perhaps you (Mince) have stolen the account to impersonate him.
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Ju suis Mince
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Nein, ich bin Mince.
>:(
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Rule me out. I'm not Mince.
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Rule me out. I'm not Mince.
Rule me out as well. He was nothing but a trouble maker.
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Rule me out as well. He was nothing but a trouble maker.
Where did the grammar police go???? Trouble maker I assume is a maker of troubles as opposed to a troublemaker who makes trouble, standards people, standards.
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Trouble maker I assume is a maker of troubles as opposed to a troublemaker who makes trouble, standards people, standards.
Mince would never make such a mistake, but would point it out. The mystery deepens.
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Trouble maker I assume is a maker of troubles as opposed to a troublemaker who makes trouble, standards people, standards.
Mince would never make such a mistake, but would point it out. The mystery deepens.
Mince would do it to throw people off of the sent...
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Mince would do it to throw people off of the sent...
Sneaky, very very sneaky.
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Don't look at me. I'm Spartacus, me.
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Mince would do it to throw people off of the sent...
Sneaky, very very sneaky.
Mince would also do something like telling people that Mince would do something "to throw people off the sent" just to throw people off the scent.
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Mince would also do something like telling people that Mince would do something "to throw people off the sent" just to throw people off the scent.
That Mince is audacious, clever and very very busy doing somethings', you're right...can't be Sandy or you Phil...
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I believe I have this solved...you see, Redundant is an anagram of Darned Nut, which Mince most certainly was. It is also an anagram of And Turned...and as we all know, Mince was once someone, "and turned" at some point into someone else, that someone else being An End Turd (can you see the evidence building?). Final nail in the coffin...Redundant is also an anagram of Darted Nun, a famous Scottish hunting "game", long since driven underground and known only to exist to an elite few.
My conclusion...Mince is Roger Kettle.
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I believe I have this solved...you see, Redundant is an anagram of Darned Nut, which Mince most certainly was. It is also an anagram of And Turned...and as we all know, Mince was once someone, "and turned" at some point into someone else, that someone else being An End Turd (can you see the evidence building?). Final nail in the coffin...Redundant is also an anagram of Darted Nun, a famous Scottish hunting "game", long since driven underground and known only to exist to an elite few.
My conclusion...Mince is Roger Kettle.
Brilliant, Sandy, I take my hat [one of several] off to you, even to the point where you had me checking the anagrams, I have read some awesome posts on this forum and had the pleasure of being part of some excellent threads, but this is just masterly.
I agree...Mince is Roger Kettle.
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I'm not so sure that Mince could pull off the almost masterly cluelessness that Roger has displayed for so many years.
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I'm not so sure that Mince could pull off the almost masterly cluelessness that Roger has displayed for so many years.
Well that's me totally confused, and mildly embarrassed regarding an erotic dream where a Darted Nun played a significant part, are you suggesting that the brilliant solution produced by Sandy could possibly be...deflection?
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My cluelessness is, indeed, both genuine and unique. I am not Mince. (Scottish joke coming up: My work might be, but I'm not.)
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Well that's me totally confused . . . are you suggesting that the brilliant solution produced by Sandy could possibly be...deflection?
Or perhaps it's Peepmaster. Now he is a master of deflection, deception and extrasensory perception. Most who have crossed his path have been left completely bewildered by the experience, feeling they have been set up, dressed like school children, and endlessly ridiculed and played for a sucker, all without any understanding of how to stop it or why it happened.
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Or perhaps it's Peepmaster. Now he is a master of deflection, deception and extrasensory perception. Most who have crossed his path have been left completely bewildered by the experience, feeling they have been set up, dressed like school children, and endlessly ridiculed and played for a sucker, all without any understanding of how to stop it or why it happened.
Wow, and I thought I was clever getting the buttons on my shirt lined up, I think we should go back to "A/S/L", all this cerebral stuff is playing havoc with my ability to dress myself properly, I'll start the ball rolling...my favourite colour is...nine...[pause, a gentle breeze, breathe in, breathe out]...and all is well in my world once again, I think I'll wear the nine shirt tomorrow...
Sorry Roger, that's "Age/Sex/Location" to you, the sex bit is, you'll be pleased to hear, not an invitation.
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Sorry Roger, that's "Age/Sex/Location" to you, the sex bit is, you'll be pleased to hear, not an invitation.
Nor compulsory... ;D