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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 20, 2015, 06:45:41 PM

Title: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Mince on July 20, 2015, 06:45:41 PM

Do you wish you could write programs and web sites as amazingly as I can?

It's not all it's cracked up to be. You spend most of the time in the world of debugging, they keep altering the languages just as you get used to them, and none of it lends itself to bar talk (unless you want to be shunned and sniggered at as someone who makes a nerd look cool).


But I wish I lived in Scotland like most of the people on the board.

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 20, 2015, 07:50:38 PM

Me, too!

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 21, 2015, 08:06:59 PM

Scotland is only ever for the Scottish...

or anyone with enough money to get over the border.

 ..0

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Mince on July 22, 2015, 07:27:39 AM

I'm not sure posters in this topic have quite latched onto the format proposed in the initial post.

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 22, 2015, 06:52:43 PM

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sorry Phil, you were saying ?

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Colin on July 22, 2015, 09:12:02 PM

"It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the f------g Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just w--k--s. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by w--k--s. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete assholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any f-----g difference!” - Trainspotting.

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Mince on July 22, 2015, 10:27:14 PM

Quotations have returned to the board.

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 23, 2015, 03:15:02 PM

Trainspotting? I thought that was page two of the Scottish Tourist Board brochure.

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Mince on July 23, 2015, 05:07:35 PM

Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 22, 2015, 06:52:43 PM

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Next we'll hear cries of "That's not Monopoly money! It's legal tender."

Title: Re: Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 25, 2015, 10:23:11 PM

We have plastic notes now !!