Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

[Mince]

Do you wish you could write programs and web sites as amazingly as I can?

It's not all it's cracked up to be. You spend most of the time in the world of debugging, they keep altering the languages just as you get used to them, and none of it lends itself to bar talk (unless you want to be shunned and sniggered at as someone who makes a nerd look cool).


But I wish I lived in Scotland like most of the people on the board.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Me, too!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Scotland is only ever for the Scottish...

or anyone with enough money to get over the border.

 

[Mince]

I'm not sure posters in this topic have quite latched onto the format proposed in the initial post.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sorry Phil, you were saying ?

[Colin]

"It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the f------g Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just w--k--s. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by w--k--s. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete assholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any f-----g difference!” - Trainspotting.

[Mince]

Quotations have returned to the board.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Trainspotting? I thought that was page two of the Scottish Tourist Board brochure.

[Mince]

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Next we'll hear cries of "That's not Monopoly money! It's legal tender."

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

We have plastic notes now !!