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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Colin on August 20, 2007, 02:32:10 PM
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Guy bumps into his mate in Hope street and he's sporting a keeker, his mate asks him if he was in a barney, "naw the mingin faced barmaid in that pub jist whacked me", his pal asked how come ? He said "ah came aff the train fae Euston an went in furra salvador, bit the bar wis choca an ma bag wis gettin in the road, so ah asked the barman if he cud purrit behind the bar ,nae borra wee man, soartet," - - - - "efter a couple a oors ahm pished an it wis time fur gontae meet the witch, bit theyd chinjed the bar staff so ah says tae the barmaid gonny gies ma holdall" ? .......
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;D ;D ;D
This should be fun.
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I think I understood all that after the third read through. What happened next?
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He didnae get it...
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What, the black eye or his holdall? ;D
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Exactly!
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"Only An Excuse", 1998 ?
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I see you are preparing for your trip to the BPFC convention in Scotland Colin. I have decided not to go - I woudna ken a wod.
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"Only An Excuse", 1998 ?
Don't know Roger, I borrowed it from somewhere else.
Sorry Diane, what did you say?
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Colin, it was used as a Frank McAvennie line, complete with lop-sided leer.
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Okay, can someone translate the joke for me.
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Okay, can someone translate the joke for me.
...so I said to the barmaid, "would you like to indulge in sexual intercourse, my dear?"
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Why does "gonny gies ma holdall" mean that? I am asking on behalf of someone else. ;D
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Is anyone else laughing uncontrollably at this moment in time?
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Out of the three of us, only one has any idea what is happening in this topic.
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I had a black eye once, except it was a bruised knee, and, er, it was blue.
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She still doesn't understand.
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But she has called me an idiot.
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Mince, you REALLY don't want to know.
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Two men walk into a bar (both miraculously avoiding the quick and easy punchline). One of them orders a pint of bitter and the other orders just a slice of lemon. The one with the bitter gulps it down while the one with the lemon has a suck on it and gives up. On the next round, each orders the same - a bitter and a lemon. Before the third round, the one with the lemon says to the other: "Do you fancy a wager?" and the other replies: "Yes, but is it about the lemon?"
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Now you're just being childish.
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It's a work in progress.
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I can imagine telling this joke to a group of friends and them all laughing uproariously - with me still none the wiser.
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I take it you mean Colin's joke and not your own? I'd be laughing uproariously before the end of your attempt at the first line.