Guy bumps into his mate in Hope street and he's sporting a keeker, his mate asks him if he was in a barney, "naw the mingin faced barmaid in that pub jist whacked me", his pal asked how come ? He said "ah came aff the train fae Euston an went in furra salvador, bit the bar wis choca an ma bag wis gettin in the road, so ah asked the barman if he cud purrit behind the bar ,nae borra wee man, soartet," - - - - "efter a couple a oors ahm pished an it wis time fur gontae meet the witch, bit theyd chinjed the bar staff so ah says tae the barmaid gonny gies ma holdall" ? .......
