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Title: Ties
Post by: Mince on July 01, 2016, 12:10:24 PM
Just don't get me started on wearing a tie or suit: whoever invented them ought to be hung by the former and slingshotted into the sea with the latter. It annoys me immensely when you're at a function in a tshirt and jumper, and someone tells you that you should have bothered to wear a suit and tie. So nowadays I just cross-dress to p*ss them off.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 01, 2016, 07:52:38 PM
Just don't get me started

OK

Bye

Next topic, please.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 01, 2016, 07:58:36 PM
Just don't get me started on wearing a tie or suit: whoever invented them ought to be hung by the former and slingshotted into the sea with the latter. It annoys me immensely when you're at a function in a tshirt and jumper, and someone tells you that you should have bothered to wear a suit and tie. So nowadays I just cross-dress to p*ss them off.

Yes, because nylons and high heels are so much more comfortable and user friendly than a suit and tie.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Mince on July 02, 2016, 12:30:38 AM
I cross-dress as a tshirt and jumper wearing member of the opposite sex.  :)
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 02, 2016, 11:40:48 AM
I used to wear a suit and tie to go to the football. I quite miss it.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Mince on July 02, 2016, 12:27:00 PM
I used to wear a suit and tie to go to the football. I quite miss it.

You miss dressing up as a penguin?

I was going to make a joke about how St Johnstone "miss it", as in the ball, but it's raining here.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 02, 2016, 01:00:04 PM
No, I drew the line at wearing flippers. But yes, I occasionally like wearing a suit. There - I've said it.

I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Mince on July 02, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.

Nope. Singers and dancers celebrating that I am wearing a suit and tie would just irritate me.
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 02, 2016, 04:29:36 PM
I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.

Nope. Singers and dancers celebrating that I am wearing a suit and tie would just irritate me.

 ;D Not half as much as a full 8 yards of itchy tartan next to your bare privates on a hot summer's day would, I assure you.  ???
Title: Re: Ties
Post by: Max on July 02, 2016, 08:08:55 PM
Minceheid would never bare his privates, NCOs and officers only.