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Offline Mince

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Ties
« on: July 01, 2016, 12:10:24 PM »
Just don't get me started on wearing a tie or suit: whoever invented them ought to be hung by the former and slingshotted into the sea with the latter. It annoys me immensely when you're at a function in a tshirt and jumper, and someone tells you that you should have bothered to wear a suit and tie. So nowadays I just cross-dress to p*ss them off.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Ties
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2016, 07:52:38 PM »
Just don't get me started

OK

Bye

Next topic, please.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Ties
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 07:58:36 PM »
Just don't get me started on wearing a tie or suit: whoever invented them ought to be hung by the former and slingshotted into the sea with the latter. It annoys me immensely when you're at a function in a tshirt and jumper, and someone tells you that you should have bothered to wear a suit and tie. So nowadays I just cross-dress to p*ss them off.

Yes, because nylons and high heels are so much more comfortable and user friendly than a suit and tie.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Ties
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2016, 12:30:38 AM »
I cross-dress as a tshirt and jumper wearing member of the opposite sex.  :)

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Ties
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2016, 11:40:48 AM »
I used to wear a suit and tie to go to the football. I quite miss it.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Ties
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2016, 12:27:00 PM »
I used to wear a suit and tie to go to the football. I quite miss it.

You miss dressing up as a penguin?

I was going to make a joke about how St Johnstone "miss it", as in the ball, but it's raining here.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Ties
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2016, 01:00:04 PM »
No, I drew the line at wearing flippers. But yes, I occasionally like wearing a suit. There - I've said it.

I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.
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Re: Ties
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2016, 01:03:20 PM »
I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.

Nope. Singers and dancers celebrating that I am wearing a suit and tie would just irritate me.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Ties
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2016, 04:29:36 PM »
I even sometimes wear a kilt (with full ensemble) also.

Nope. Singers and dancers celebrating that I am wearing a suit and tie would just irritate me.

 ;D Not half as much as a full 8 yards of itchy tartan next to your bare privates on a hot summer's day would, I assure you.  ???
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Offline Max

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Re: Ties
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2016, 08:08:55 PM »
Minceheid would never bare his privates, NCOs and officers only.