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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 20, 2017, 03:19:08 PM

Title: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 20, 2017, 03:19:08 PM
Having now been on an...wait for it...Authorised Person Ventilation Course, I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago. There is a very good reason for this. I, along with several others were taught by THE most recognised authority in this field, a man who can do no courses in this field for no one can teach him and who was nice enough to bestow a pass mark on such lowly menials, as myself.

I have led a privileged life.  (Though clearly not as privileged as he wot has met the Saudi Royals)

Bet he's not used to sitting in a cheap (did i say cheap?) coffee shop in Bristol airport.
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 20, 2017, 06:33:50 PM
I've always wanted to do that!

Congratulations.
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Mince on January 20, 2017, 08:49:05 PM
I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago.

Amoeba could probably claim the same.


. . . on such lowly menials, as myself.

I didn't even know you'd been promoted to menial.
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Max on January 20, 2017, 09:06:38 PM
Well done Sandy, it's nice to see people extend their knowledge. Our office now has a defibrillator if you fancy a challenge.  ;D
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 25, 2017, 12:06:42 AM
I've always wanted to do that!

Congratulations.

What? Sit in a cheap coffee shop in Bristol airport? It's easy Tarks, there were loads of us!
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 25, 2017, 12:15:48 AM
Well done Sandy, it's nice to see people extend their knowledge. Our office now has a defibrillator if you fancy a challenge.  ;D

Defibs are rubbish now. They talk to you and tell you what to do. Where's the fun in that?? Mind you, when you can kill people in an operating theatre with air that's too dry and a static shock...mibbe I'll get a refresher on them!

 ;D
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 25, 2017, 12:18:00 AM
I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago.

Amoeba could probably claim the same.


. . . on such lowly menials, as myself.

I didn't even know you'd been promoted to menial.

Some are born great, some achieved greatness and some have Mince upon them  ..0
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Mince on January 25, 2017, 10:31:40 AM
Some are born great, some achieved greatness and some have Mince upon them  ..0

Mince doesn't get thrust upon anyone, even those who cannot get the quote right.  ;D
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 25, 2017, 03:12:42 PM
Having now been on an...wait for it...Authorised Person Ventilation Course, I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago. There is a very good reason for this. I, along with several others were taught by THE most recognised authority in this field, a man who can do no courses in this field for no one can teach him and who was nice enough to bestow a pass mark on such lowly menials, as myself.

I have led a privileged life.  (Though clearly not as privileged as he wot has met the Saudi Royals)

Bet he's not used to sitting in a cheap (did i say cheap?) coffee shop in Bristol airport.

Always a good idea to air out your person.
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 25, 2017, 04:05:16 PM
That's not what I'm told!  :-\
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 25, 2017, 08:37:51 PM
That's not what I'm told!  :-\

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 26, 2017, 06:13:43 PM
That's not what I'm told!  :-\

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!

Absence of hard evidence?
Title: Re: Pure dead clever, me!
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on January 27, 2017, 12:17:38 AM
That's not what I'm told!  :-\

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!

Absence of hard evidence?

Quite the opposite. I was facing a long stretch.