Pure dead clever, me!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Having now been on an...wait for it...Authorised Person Ventilation Course, I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago. There is a very good reason for this. I, along with several others were taught by THE most recognised authority in this field, a man who can do no courses in this field for no one can teach him and who was nice enough to bestow a pass mark on such lowly menials, as myself.

I have led a privileged life.  (Though clearly not as privileged as he wot has met the Saudi Royals)

Bet he's not used to sitting in a cheap (did i say cheap?) coffee shop in Bristol airport.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've always wanted to do that!

Congratulations.

[Mince]

I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago.

Amoeba could probably claim the same.

. . . on such lowly menials, as myself.

I didn't even know you'd been promoted to menial.

[Max]

Well done Sandy, it's nice to see people extend their knowledge. Our office now has a defibrillator if you fancy a challenge. 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I've always wanted to do that!

Congratulations.

What? Sit in a cheap coffee shop in Bristol airport? It's easy Tarks, there were loads of us!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Well done Sandy, it's nice to see people extend their knowledge. Our office now has a defibrillator if you fancy a challenge. 

Defibs are rubbish now. They talk to you and tell you what to do. Where's the fun in that?? Mind you, when you can kill people in an operating theatre with air that's too dry and a static shock...mibbe I'll get a refresher on them!

 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago.

Amoeba could probably claim the same.

. . . on such lowly menials, as myself.

I didn't even know you'd been promoted to menial.

Some are born great, some achieved greatness and some have Mince upon them 

[Mince]

Some are born great, some achieved greatness and some have Mince upon them 

Mince doesn't get thrust upon anyone, even those who cannot get the quote right. 

[Diane CBPFC]

Having now been on an...wait for it...Authorised Person Ventilation Course, I find myself hugely cleverer, than I was a week ago. There is a very good reason for this. I, along with several others were taught by THE most recognised authority in this field, a man who can do no courses in this field for no one can teach him and who was nice enough to bestow a pass mark on such lowly menials, as myself.

I have led a privileged life.  (Though clearly not as privileged as he wot has met the Saudi Royals)

Bet he's not used to sitting in a cheap (did i say cheap?) coffee shop in Bristol airport.

Always a good idea to air out your person.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's not what I'm told! 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

That's not what I'm told! 

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!

[Diane CBPFC]

That's not what I'm told! 

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!

Absence of hard evidence?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

That's not what I'm told! 

I'm with Tarks.

I aired out my person...damn near arrested!

Absence of hard evidence?

Quite the opposite. I was facing a long stretch.