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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 13, 2007, 03:37:20 PM

Title: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 13, 2007, 03:37:20 PM
Have you noticed anything different?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 13, 2007, 05:17:27 PM
Have you noticed anything different?
It's the day after Scotland won a football match. Is that different enough?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: peter on September 13, 2007, 05:46:09 PM
Have you noticed anything different?
It's the day after Scotland won a football match. Is that different enough?

Will TT111 know that yet The calibration would have gone on through out the night.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 13, 2007, 06:22:25 PM
Have you noticed anything different?
It's the day after Scotland won a football match. Is that different enough?

Will TT111 know that yet The calibration would have gone on through out the night.

Excellent, Peter. You never fail to disappoint.  ;D
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 14, 2007, 01:11:34 AM
Have you noticed anything different?

You've permed your hair?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 14, 2007, 01:39:23 AM
No, wait...you've put in energy-saving bulbs.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: peter on September 14, 2007, 06:54:18 AM
No, wait...you've put in energy-saving bulbs.
Failed again Tarks.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 08:54:01 AM
Try again. You need to modify your thinking and not split hairs.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 09:14:34 AM
He could be an Altar Boy, or something similar.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 10:34:31 AM
He's in a sticky situation.

Tarquin, admit that you don't know what we're talking about. Go on: admin it!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 10:37:54 AM
He's in a sticky situation.

Tarquin, admit that you don't know what we're talking about. Go on: admin it!

Ooops, Mince. You've made a typo that requires changing.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 14, 2007, 11:39:01 AM
You've demoted me, you swines.  >:(

What did I do to deserve that?

Kindly reinstate my backbench status please...or give me the admin password and I'll do it myself (didn't open the door fully, did you?).
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 03:24:08 PM
There is no admin password. It's asking for your own password.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 03:24:51 PM
If you don't want to be an admin, you can promote yourself in your profile.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 14, 2007, 06:29:04 PM
There is no admin password. It's asking for your own password.

Oh. Cool!


If you don't want to be an admin, you can promote yourself in your profile.

Hmmm! No, no - it's all right. Wouldn't like to come across as an ungrateful beggar. I'll give the megalomania a shot for a day or two. Anyone got a problem with that? HUH???
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 06:39:50 PM
You better HAD be bloody grateful, young Tarks! We ummed and arred, and weighed up the pros and cons for weeks, before agreeing to make you something special. The arguments were fierce at times, and I was highly vociferous, but they decided to appoint you anyway.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 14, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Sometimes, I wish I knew what you guys were talking about. Not often but sometimes.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 14, 2007, 07:02:55 PM
Mince-face and the Peepster have given me Moderator status and powers.

Forgive them, Roger, for they know not what they do.


MWAA-HAA-HAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 07:08:52 PM
Mince-face and the Peepster have given me Moderator status and powers.

Forgive them, Roger, for they know not what they do.


MWAA-HAA-HAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Can it be revoked, Mince-Features?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
Actually, Tarquin is wrong. He has more than moderator powers. He is an admin, which means that if he wanted he could delete the entire board, delete all the members, or even demote us both to ordinary members.

However, the real reason is that there is work involved. I need the three of us every week or month or so to download the database in text format so that if the board does foul up, we have a backup.

ADMIN > FORUM MAINTENANCE > BACKUP DATABASE > DOWNLOAD

Make sure you click "Save the table structure." And then keep the file safe.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 14, 2007, 09:56:28 PM
Yubble Bubble! Yo!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
You can see why I didn't even bother considering Roger.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 10:18:50 PM
You can see why I didn't even bother considering Roger.

You mean all these high value posts could possibly get lost?  ::)
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 15, 2007, 12:20:33 AM
Actually, Tarquin is wrong. He has more than moderator powers. He is an admin, which means that if he wanted he could delete the entire board, delete all the members, or even demote us both to ordinary members.

However, the real reason is that there is work involved. I need the three of us every week or month or so to download the database in text format so that if the board does foul up, we have a backup.

ADMIN > FORUM MAINTENANCE > BACKUP DATABASE > DOWNLOAD

Make sure you click "Save the table structure." And then keep the file safe.

I'm thinking I might just delete the entire board instead.  8)
You think I'm made of gigabytes?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 15, 2007, 12:36:37 AM
On the Master's instruction, you could exterminate Mince!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 15, 2007, 12:50:02 AM
You think I take instructions? PAH!

If I'd stuck to instructions all my life, I'd have missed out on wonders such as toasted peas.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 15, 2007, 07:11:35 AM
You think I take instructions? PAH!

If I'd stuck to instructions all my life, I'd have missed out on wonders such as toasted peas.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 15, 2007, 08:44:14 AM
You think I take instructions? PAH!

If I'd stuck to instructions all my life, I'd have missed out on wonders such as toasted peas.

Toasted Peas (http://www.beingindigenous.org/index/cooking/cooking_mapuche4.htm)

Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 11:20:47 AM
There is no admin password. It's asking for your own password.

Oh. Cool!


If you don't want to be an admin, you can promote yourself in your profile.

Hmmm! No, no - it's all right. Wouldn't like to come across as an ungrateful beggar. I'll give the megalomania a shot for a day or two. Anyone got a problem with that? HUH???

Have been away for two days but now i will be watching you with your new status
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2007, 11:39:41 AM
You could do worse, mate.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 12:01:47 PM
You could do worse, mate.
Its reassuring to note that I have at least one more friend than Mince Thanks Pal. You have made an old sick man happy
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2007, 12:06:19 PM
Who is "Mince Thanks Pal"?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 12:07:04 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2007, 01:21:04 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2007, 01:53:44 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Or just plain worsier.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 02:09:27 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2007, 02:19:39 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2007, 02:25:58 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

Is that, "Goodness, aren't my pants stringy?"
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2007, 05:42:02 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

Is that, "Goodness, aren't my pants stringy?"

After several pints of strong Guinness, more than likely.
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 06:17:02 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

No!
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 06:19:05 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

Is that, "Goodness, aren't my pants stringy?"

Peepmaster, don't be so damned personal! >:(
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2007, 06:21:34 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

Is that, "Goodness, aren't my pants stringy?"

Peepmaster, don't be so damned personal! >:(

Is that "Come here, Big-Boy."?
Title: Re: for Tarquin
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 06:24:05 PM
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.
You could do worse, mate.

Wot! Worserer than he does already!!

I think you mean more worser.

Thanks, boys. Grammar isn't my strong point!

Did you mean, "Guinness isn't my strong pint"?

Is that, "Goodness, aren't my pants stringy?"

Peepmaster, don't be so damned personal! >:(

Is that "Come here, Big-Boy."?

No, it's not. In my day, gentlemen didn't mention a lady's nether garments.