Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on December 18, 2007, 09:47:58 PM
Title: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Mince on December 18, 2007, 09:47:58 PM
Each poster can write one and only one line from one (any) person. You may introduce who you wish. You may add short stage directions (in italics). You may post a line only if you did not post the previous line. You may break the rules if you really need to.
There will be no sudden death fights.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Mince on December 18, 2007, 09:49:26 PM
Sitting on the top deck of a bus covered in whipped cream and holding a duck, while several school kids take photos.
STAN: This is not the best day of my life.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Colin on December 18, 2007, 09:51:11 PM
In walks Mad Pierre. SMACK, "I hate ducks"
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 18, 2007, 09:54:31 PM
TROILUS & CRESSIDA: Climbing the stairs together.
Cough, cough... It's.. it's a gas cloud... Deadly poison... We're all going to die, without any fighting... Aaaaaargh
Slump to the ground along with everyone else.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 18, 2007, 11:23:30 PM
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (Author) Off stage:
No - that wasn't right. I need to sex it up a bit.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Mince on December 18, 2007, 11:39:53 PM
MAD PIERRE: Where is he? I like thumping dead people.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 18, 2007, 11:52:38 PM
Rocky Marciano (glares): "Oh, yeah?"
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Malc on December 19, 2007, 01:57:11 AM
Bill: Lucky I had this spare can of revive-o-gas. (sprays gas)
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2007, 08:14:04 AM
ST WINIFRED'S SCHOOL CHOIR (Also on the bus on their way to Blackpool):
Oh, Bill - you're our hero! Once we get to Blackpool, we're going to buy you the biggest candy-floss you ever did see!
Look girls - here we are now. Let's all go and tease Mince!
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Mince on December 19, 2007, 11:38:36 AM
Suddenly, the duck (in reality an atom bomb) explodes and everyone dies.
I was waiting for a bus and then a pair of wings appeared. what happened Stan. Don't ask me this trident arrived in my hand and just look at this forked tail.
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2007, 01:48:08 PM
Stan. Don't ask me this trident arrived in my hand and just look at this forked tail.
"Stan"? Do you mean "Satan"?
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: peter on December 19, 2007, 03:13:53 PM
I think you mean "Setanta"
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2007, 03:46:03 PM
SATAN: Hey, Stan, d'you know how to get Setanta? I've only recently had this satellite dish installed. I want to watch Manchester United (the Red Devils), "Hell's Kitchen", then "You're Fired".
Title: Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
Post by: Tom on December 19, 2007, 08:38:28 PM