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Offline Mince

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Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« on: December 18, 2007, 09:47:58 PM »
Each poster can write one and only one line from one (any) person. You may introduce who you wish. You may add short stage directions (in italics). You may post a line only if you did not post the previous line. You may break the rules if you really need to.

There will be no sudden death fights.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2007, 09:49:26 PM »
Sitting on the top deck of a bus covered in whipped cream and holding a duck, while several school kids take photos.

STAN: This is not the best day of my life.
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Colin

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 09:51:11 PM »
In walks Mad Pierre. SMACK, "I hate ducks"
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 09:54:31 PM »
TROILUS & CRESSIDA: Climbing the stairs together.

Cough, cough... It's.. it's a gas cloud... Deadly poison... We're all going to die, without any fighting... Aaaaaargh

Slump to the ground along with everyone else.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 11:23:30 PM »
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (Author) Off stage:

No - that wasn't right. I need to sex it up a bit.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2007, 11:39:53 PM »
MAD PIERRE: Where is he? I like thumping dead people.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 11:52:38 PM »
Rocky Marciano (glares): "Oh, yeah?"
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Malc

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 01:57:11 AM »
Bill: Lucky I had this spare can of revive-o-gas. (sprays gas)
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 08:14:04 AM »
ST WINIFRED'S SCHOOL CHOIR (Also on the bus on their way to Blackpool):

Oh, Bill - you're our hero! Once we get to Blackpool, we're going to buy you the biggest candy-floss you ever did see!

Look girls - here we are now. Let's all go and tease Mince!

« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 03:38:50 PM by The Peepmaster »
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 11:38:36 AM »
Suddenly, the duck (in reality an atom bomb) explodes and everyone dies.

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Vulture

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 11:40:44 AM »
Quote from: Mince on December 19, 2007, 11:38:36 AM
Suddenly, the duck (in reality an atom bomb) explodes and everyone dies.




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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peter

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 12:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on December 19, 2007, 11:40:44 AM
Quote from: Mince on December 19, 2007, 11:38:36 AM
Suddenly, the duck (in reality an atom bomb) explodes and everyone dies.




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was waiting for a bus and then a pair of wings appeared. what happened

Stan. Don't ask me this trident arrived in my hand and just look at this forked tail.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 01:48:08 PM »
Quote from: peter on December 19, 2007, 12:48:30 PM


Stan. Don't ask me this trident arrived in my hand and just look at this forked tail.

"Stan"? Do you mean "Satan"?
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peter

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2007, 03:13:53 PM »
I think you mean "Setanta"
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Second Play (with no fighting)
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2007, 03:46:03 PM »
SATAN: Hey, Stan, d'you know how to get Setanta? I've only recently had this satellite dish installed. I want to watch Manchester United (the Red Devils), "Hell's Kitchen", then "You're Fired".
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