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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on January 03, 2008, 10:32:18 PM

Title: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 03, 2008, 10:32:18 PM: Anyone know anything about them?
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Malc on January 03, 2008, 11:01:34 PM: They have at least three holes - that's fact.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Mince on January 03, 2008, 11:04:13 PM: I have heard that they are the old gas-powered ones.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 03, 2008, 11:14:50 PM: Quote from: Mince on January 03, 2008, 11:04:13 PM
I have heard that they are the old gas-powered ones.

Are you sure? The dirty pervert!
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 04, 2008, 09:48:56 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 03, 2008, 10:32:18 PM
Anyone know anything about them?
Yes, I do.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Mince on January 04, 2008, 10:55:34 AM: Can you tell us more, or do they come under the Official Secrets Act?
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 04, 2008, 12:26:28 PM: I suppose, underpantually speaking, it is a private matter, Mince.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 05, 2008, 12:01:48 PM: I wonder if he has sand in them.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM: Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 05, 2008, 03:02:04 PM: That'll be your sheer lace bodystocking, Roger.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Mince on January 05, 2008, 03:37:27 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?

If they fail to reach down below the nipples, they are still called underpants and you need help.
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Vulture on January 05, 2008, 08:36:13 PM: Quote from: Mince on January 05, 2008, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?

If they fail to reach down below the nipples, they are still called underpants and you need help.

No - it's a scarf!
Title: Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
Post by: Mince on January 05, 2008, 08:48:32 PM: Quote from: Vulture on January 05, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
No - it's a scarf!

I can see Roger in the pub with a pair of underpants buttoned around his neck: "No, it's a scarf! How many more times?"