Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 06, 2008, 10:13:10 AM
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We need some more girly admins: we only have Peepmaster at the moment.
ADMINS REQUIRED
We are looking for one or more girlies to make our admin group less stupid. You will ensure that our forum maintains its sensible edge and attracts a more classy client?le. (Just one would be an achievement.)
The ideal candidate will be able to sing, dance, and put Peepmaster in his place. She should also be keen to promote a sense of sanity at times when this is lacking, as this would alleviate much of Roger's bewilderment. You will be a born organiser with an erotic hip-wiggle and experience in clicking links and posting.
This role is a unique opportunity for someone with bags of enthusiasm and initiative for putting sexist men in their place.
Non-girlies need not apply. Stupid people need not apply: we already have enough of them.
Please state what kind and size of whip you use.
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Well, hello! :-*
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We are at least going to need a photo.
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Give a girl a chance, big boy. I've only just got here and I'm not used to handling your software.
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Happy now? When do I start? My twin brother says I'm a shoe-in.
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We don't consider anyone who has made fewer than 100 posts.
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Happy now? When do I start? My twin brother says I'm a shoe-in.
By the way, it's shoo-in (http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-sho1.htm).
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Yes, he warned me about you. ::)
And he said "shoe". I heard him. You want to make an ishoo out of it?
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We don't consider anyone who has made fewer than 100 posts.
She worked for a Fencing Contractor - she's made thousands.
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We don't consider anyone who has made fewer than 100 posts.
She worked for a Fencing Contractor - she's made thousands.
Ahh. So you know Tarquinetta already, Peeps. Are you very close?
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Tarquinetta, can we just employ you to sort out Peepmaster?
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New moderators should be aware of the general duties they are to perform. Basically it's not much. Mainly just to clean-up, or weed out malicious postings. This power shouldn't be misused. You don't edit or remove a post just because you may not agree with it. It's where people write things like "Mince is a Twa*", or "F*** O** you A*******, Mince" (with the comma in the wrong place), or do one of those clever "drawings" using just keyboard characters, and typing, "Sit on it, Mince, you -------", etc., etc.
Of course, that doesn't happen every day, so I wouldn't want to put any potential volunteers off.
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Of course, that doesn't happen every day, so I wouldn't want to put any potential volunteers off.
Yes, some days you're quite the gentleman.
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Of course, that doesn't happen every day, so I wouldn't want to put any potential volunteers off.
Yes, some days you're quite the gentleman.
Which day was that, ::)? Was that the day I was washing my hair?
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Tarquinetta, can we just employ you to sort out Peepmaster?
Oh, I did that long ago. ;) :-*
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Of course, that doesn't happen every day, so I wouldn't want to put any potential volunteers off.
Yes, some days you're quite the gentleman.
Which day was that, ::)? Was that the day I was washing my hair?
It wasn't that long ago. It was this year sometime.
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No, you're thinking about that day last year when you were nice to Diane.
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No, you're thinking about that day last year when you were nice to Diane.
I'm always nice to Diane. She's one of the particular type of people on the forum that I like.*
*(i.e. Not called Mince).
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Girly Admins.
Thought it said Burly Admins.
Registered fer no reason.
::)
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Girly Admins.
Thought it said Burly Admins.
Registered fer no reason.
::)
Hi Granny. You must be Mince's girlfriend.
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Tarquinetta you loom uncomfortably like my first wife.
That was a typo, but it seemed apt, so I'm leaving it.
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Tarquinetta you loom uncomfortably like my first wife.
That was a typo, but it seemed apt, so I'm leaving it.
If that was a typo, what should it have been?
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Tarquinetta you loom uncomfortably like my first wife.
That was a typo, but it seemed apt, so I'm leaving it.
If that was a typo, what should it have been?
You remind me of the famous Roman, Smarticus Articus.