Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on March 29, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
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For the past few days, I've been getting frequent shocks from static electicity. Usually from my laptop, but I've just had one from the washing machine door. I don't usually get them. Can it be caused by a medical condition?
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Clearly electricity hates you as well.
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Static electricity... static footballers... there's a theme 'running' here. (How ironic).
Mince, you've just gone back to the bottom of the pile for those deserving of a mug.
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The negative electron static is jumping at you because you are too positive. Either start being more pessimistic or stick your fingers into a light socket.
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It's caused by something you're wearing. Man-made fibres attract electrical charges much more than natural fibres like cotton or wool.
I get more electric shocks from door handles when I wear my mixed-fibre woolly sweater.
Try rubber insert soles in your shoes, that should solve the problem.
*sings* Ahm a sole MAN, di dut dur urrr, di dut dururrrrrr...
Or just don't touch anything.
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It's in the house, so I'm wearing rubber as usual. I prefer flip-flops to slippers.
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It's caused by something you're wearing. Man-made fibres attract electrical charges much more than natural fibres like cotton or wool.
Oh, for God's sake, don't tell him.
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Static electricity... static footballers... there's a theme 'running' here. (How ironic).
Mince, you've just gone back to the bottom of the pile for those deserving of a mug.
Was he ever off the bottom of the pile?
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You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".
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You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".
You're getting very polite in your old age, aren't you !?
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You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".
Or piles.
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Do NONE of you care about Peepsie's electric shocks?
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Do NONE of you care about Peepsie's electric shocks?
Nothing shocks me about Peepsie now.
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You should increase your fluids Peepmaster.
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You should increase your fluids Peepmaster.
That's not what his counsellor says.
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I heard if you increase fluids whilst getting your electric shocks, that helps. Get your next of kin to tell us if it works.
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You should increase your fluids Peepmaster.
That's not what his counsellor says.
LOL! Actually, I had been off the beer for a few weeks.