Static Electricity

[The Peepmaster]

For the past few days, I've been getting frequent shocks from static electicity. Usually from my laptop, but I've just had one from the washing machine door. I don't usually get them. Can it be caused by a medical condition?

[Mince]

Clearly electricity hates you as well.

[The Peepmaster]

Static electricity... static footballers... there's a theme 'running' here. (How ironic).


Mince, you've just gone back to the bottom of the pile for those deserving of a mug.

[Mince]

The negative electron static is jumping at you because you are too positive. Either start being more pessimistic or stick your fingers into a light socket.

[Malc]

It's caused by something you're wearing. Man-made fibres attract electrical charges much more than natural fibres like cotton or wool.

I get more electric shocks from door handles when I wear my mixed-fibre woolly sweater.

Try rubber insert soles in your shoes, that should solve the problem.

*sings* Ahm a sole MAN, di dut dur urrr, di dut dururrrrrr...

Or just don't touch anything.

[The Peepmaster]

It's in the house, so I'm wearing rubber as usual. I prefer flip-flops to slippers.

[Mince]

It's caused by something you're wearing. Man-made fibres attract electrical charges much more than natural fibres like cotton or wool.

Oh, for God's sake, don't tell him.

[Vulture]

Static electricity... static footballers... there's a theme 'running' here. (How ironic).


Mince, you've just gone back to the bottom of the pile for those deserving of a mug.

Was he ever off the bottom of the pile?

[The Peepmaster]

You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".

[Vulture]

You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".

You're getting very polite in your old age, aren't you !?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You're right. I can now never think of Mince without thinking "bottom".

Or piles.

[Malc]

Do NONE of you care about Peepsie's electric shocks?

[Mince]

Do NONE of you care about Peepsie's electric shocks?

Nothing shocks me about Peepsie now.

[Diane CBPFC]

You should increase your fluids Peepmaster.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You should increase your fluids Peepmaster.

That's not what his counsellor says.