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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 11:59:28 PM

Title: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 11:59:28 PM
The police chased this guy in a car. The guy "slowed down and then turned into a busy shopping centre."

What a brilliant disguise.
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: Fyodor on April 26, 2008, 10:33:41 AM
Quote from: Mince on April 25, 2008, 11:59:28 PM
The police chased this guy in a car. The guy "slowed down and then turned into a busy shopping centre."

What a brilliant disguise.
Was the door ajar at the time?
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: Mince on April 26, 2008, 10:53:13 AM
Yes, it was, and his wig came off and his right ear fell off.

The police found them both and said: "Hair-lo, Hair-lo, Hair-lo. What 'ave we ear?"
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 26, 2008, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Mince on April 26, 2008, 10:53:13 AM
Yes, it was, and his wig came off ...

The police found them both..."

I expect they'd been combing the area.
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 26, 2008, 11:11:23 AM
I remember when those lavatories were nicked from the local police station. An officer reported that, unfortunately, they had nothing to go on.
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: Mince on April 26, 2008, 11:49:50 AM
I knew I could bring us down to the Two Ronnies level.
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: Vulture on April 26, 2008, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: Mince on April 26, 2008, 11:49:50 AM
I knew I could bring us down to the Two Ronnies level.

Sorry - the above has taken you all UP to the Two Ronnies level!
Title: Re: Police, Camera, Action!
Post by: madjock on May 18, 2008, 09:59:09 AM
And when they caught the bloke one of the policemen stayed in the car and was right van gogh'd....... left ere` all alone  :-X naff I know but the best I could come up with at this time of the morning  :D