Author Topic: Police, Camera, Action! (Read 2524 times)

Mince · « **on:** April 25, 2008, 11:59:28 PM »

The police chased this guy in a car. The guy "slowed down and then turned into a busy shopping centre."

What a brilliant disguise.

Fyodor · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2008, 10:33:41 AM »

The police chased this guy in a car. The guy "slowed down and then turned into a busy shopping centre."

What a brilliant disguise.

Was the door ajar at the time?

Mince · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2008, 10:53:13 AM »

Yes, it was, and his wig came off and his right ear fell off.

The police found them both and said: "Hair-lo, Hair-lo, Hair-lo. What 'ave we ear?"

The Peepmaster · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:09:52 AM »

Yes, it was, and his wig came off ...

The police found them both..."

I expect they'd been combing the area.

The Peepmaster · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:11:23 AM »

I remember when those lavatories were nicked from the local police station. An officer reported that, unfortunately, they had nothing to go on.

Mince · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:49:50 AM »

I knew I could bring us down to the Two Ronnies level.

Vulture · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:55:13 AM »

I knew I could bring us down to the Two Ronnies level.

Sorry - the above has taken you all UP to the Two Ronnies level!

madjock · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2008, 09:59:09 AM »

And when they caught the bloke one of the policemen stayed in the car and was right van gogh'd....... left ere` all alone

naff I know but the best I could come up with at this time of the morning

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