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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Jim and his sprouts
« on: December 20, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »
Just looking at the calendar - I see that someone named Jim is supplying sprouts this Christmas.

Who is this Jim and how can one get in on a good sprout deal?
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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 04:31:57 PM »
Just looking at the calendar - I see that someone named Jim is supplying sprouts this Christmas.

Who is this Jim and how can one get in on a good sprout deal?

Is this an advert on your calendar?
Is this calendar UKian?
Is this calendar Canadian?
Isn't this a little late to be sourcing your sprouts? They should have been put on to cook last week-end!

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 05:43:03 PM »
This is on the Beau Peep Notice Board calendar Vulture.

Look up. It's in between "My Messages" and "Members" - That is how we knew it was Peter's and Elizabeth's birthdays this week.

You should check it out because someone has put a turkey purchasing and defrosting schedule on there.

I would like to say that I do not defrost my turkey.
I cook it frozen, breast down in the roasting pan. It doesn't look very prety - but then who wants all their veggies to go cold while someone farts around carving turkey at the table like a Norman Rockwell painting? My turkeys are moist and delicious - I don't even take the gibblets out until the turkey is cooked (then I throw them away). I cook my stuffing in the microwave and not in the turkey's bum.
This has been cooking tips from the C.B.P.F.C.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 06:19:42 PM »
I have a frozen breast this year as it's only going to be a small affair.
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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 06:35:07 PM »
I must admit I'm a bit confused about Jim and his sprouts as well. WHO is doing this?

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 06:42:54 PM »
This is on the Beau Peep Notice Board calendar Vulture.

Look up. It's in between "My Messages" and "Members" - That is how we knew it was Peter's and Elizabeth's birthdays this week.

You should check it out because someone has put a turkey purchasing and defrosting schedule on there.

I would like to say that I do not defrost my turkey.
I cook it frozen, breast down in the roasting pan. It doesn't look very prety - but then who wants all their veggies to go cold while someone farts around carving turkey at the table like a Norman Rockwell painting? My turkeys are moist and delicious - I don't even take the gibblets out until the turkey is cooked (then I throw them away). I cook my stuffing in the microwave and not in the turkey's bum.
This has been cooking tips from the C.B.P.F.C.


Thanks, Diane. I've never seen the calendar before. I shall check it out on a regular basis (maybe).
I don't think I'd risk cooking an unthawed lump of meat;
the gibblets are stuck in the neck and I wouldn't fancy the rest of the bird with that horrible mess inside it;
the only thing I stick up the turkey's bum is garlic and an onion;
the vegetables are ALWAYS perfect, no matter when the turkey is dished out (I don't do the veg!);
like you, I cook my sausagemeat and brown bread stuffing separately.

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2008, 02:38:59 AM »
I think Diane's been at the sauce.  :o

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2008, 03:19:27 AM »
I have a frozen breast this year as it's only going to be a small affair.

Better one frozen breast than a cold shoulder.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Jim and his sprouts
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2008, 08:14:48 AM »
I think Diane's been at the sauce.  :o

In my youth, the only way to get through the cooking (AND washing up) of Christmas dinner was lots of vodka and orange juice - which was the only time I 'drank/drinked/drunk?'! I have no need to do that now as I only have to cook the turkey and stuffing and get it round to whichever son is host! Brill.