I'm Ready Now!

[Roger Kettle]

I realise that Mince has pulled another of his gags where you're all posting on a part of the site that I can't see. The game's up! You can transfer all your birthday greetings to me from last Tuesday on here now! I'm ready!

[Vulture]

Roger, I think you're having us on: if it had been your birthday, Diane would have let us know.

[Mince]

I realise that Pilchard has pulled another of his gags where you're all posting on a part of the site that I can't see. The game's up! You can transfer all your birthday greetings to me from last Tuesday on here now! I'm ready!

Stop calling Peepmaster that!

And, er ... you're saying you want to see the Let's laugh at Bumface! topic?

[Roger Kettle]

You realise it's impossible to type the m-word (Americans call this ground beef) on here without it automatically appearing as "pilchard"?

[Diane CBPFC]

Because you are so important - I moved your birthday to a Friday so you can enjoy it more...yes that's it.

[Vulture]

You realise it's impossible to type the m-word (Americans call this ground beef) on here without it automatically appearing as "pilchard"?

Oh, yes, so it does. Now I wonder who set that up? 

[The Peepmaster]

My ears are burning...

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Put your sun hat on.