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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 05:47:34 AM »
Read it again, Diane - I wrote "a sole".
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Jerry Attrick

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 02:43:18 PM »
About 20 years ago I broke my big toe while cooking - it's amazing how heavy a can of baked beans is when it rolls off the worktop, especially as I was in my bare feet.  :'(
Still it probably gave the staff in A&E a laugh and is also probably on a Government database somewhere to prove that baked beans are bad for your wellbeing. 
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 03:01:40 PM »
Poor Jerry - if I were you I would glam up the story a bit and say it was peaches that got you. (you don't want people to think you were farty at the doctors).
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Malc

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2011, 08:14:42 AM »
My neighbour is a plastic surgeon. He fell asleep too close to the fire and melted.


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Malc

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2011, 08:19:38 AM »
That last post deserves the Last Post.


In my defence it was written in reply to Mince's plastic ruler quip, back on page 1 where it was more relevant, and I didn't know more stuff had been written in between on Page 2.

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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2011, 11:53:31 PM »
I get that problem as well, Malc.  Missing the newer posts on the following page..  Note to self ... Look for the page count before responding.

That 'joke' was terrible and fully deserves the last but one post.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2011, 10:54:45 AM »
Next to last but one, you mean, surely?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2011, 11:02:27 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on July 17, 2011, 10:54:45 AM
Next to last but one, you mean, surely?

Not even that, really.
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