Yesterday's Horace

[The Peepmaster]

Had a good laugh at yesterday's "Horace", in the Daily Star. (I'm paraphrasing from memory.)

Horace and Mojo sitting around a camp fire at dusk.

Horace (with slightly demented and excitable expression): "Here's a list of what I want for Christmas".

Mojo: "I thought that in your culture, Christmas was about giving"

Horace: "It is. I'm giving you a list of the things I want for Christmas!"

[Vulture]

It made me think of the 13 year-old girl (it was in a newspaper, so it must be true!) who threatened Santa AND the reindeer if she didn't get all the presents she'd listed!

[Malc]

*Frank Carson voice* Dat's a cracker!