I made, well, more accurately, the missus and I made a Burns supper for the first time this week. When I added the cream and butter to the clapshot, it looked like a muddy puddle (in consistency if not colour) and I started to panic. I half expected to serve haggis and potato wedges, but fortunately it turned out OK.
I'm afraid in my long absence, this is the kind of 100mph excitement my life has become....