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Offline Mince

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Do we need ....
« on: April 02, 2012, 09:17:29 PM »
... another poo topic?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Do we need ....
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 09:37:18 PM »
Well no, nobody needs another poo topic, but it would be nice.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Do we need ....
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 10:10:05 PM »
I guess we could use this one.

Redundant

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Re: Do we need ....
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 12:16:22 AM »
One assumes this refers to "poo" poo as opposed to "winnie the" poo[h] in which case the bear and the rabbit were both having a poo and the bear asked the rabbit "how do you keep so clean?", the rabbit answered "I have a sort of oil in my fur which prevents any 'dirt' clinging to it".   "That's handy" said the bear and promptly picked up the rabbit and wiped his own ass with it.

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Re: Do we need ....
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 02:51:31 PM »
As you know, Mince, I usually don't participate in your periodic "poo" topics, but here is commercial that seems to fit well here:

Potty
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Offline Max

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Re: Do we need ....
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 02:02:38 PM »
My own favourite is about the child who used "baby words" like poo poo, and chuff chuff and a brrm brrm for a car.
Parents decide enough is enough and it's time to use grown up words like train and car.

Child comes home from school and tells mummy they had a story about a bear today.

"Oh! What was it called"? asks mummy.

"Winnie the shit".