Chocolate problems.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Ok. It's that time of year. All the good choccies have been eaten from Xmas and all that's left is the crap that no-one wants. So what do I do with a pile of Hazelnut Heaven and Honey Love?

Actually, what do I do with the crap crackers and minging cheese that's left too?

Where's Nigella when you need advice?

 

[Diane CBPFC]

Melt them down and mix them with Rice Krispies!

Crunch up the crackers with a rolling pin then use them for a filler for meatloaf etc (not all at once)

minging = pongy? - Add to macaroni & cheese

minging = mouldy? - throw out

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Melt them down and mix them with Rice Krispies!

Crunch up the crackers with a rolling pin then use them for a filler for meatloaf etc (not all at once)

minging = pongy? - Add to macaroni & cheese

minging = mouldy? - throw out

1. Great idea. I will.

2. Meatloaf must be about 20st...I'd need to feed him more than that.

3. Minging=least desirable by the family. Macaroni cheese is a great idea. Then they'll have to eat it anyway.

Cheers Diane.   

Nigella, if you're reading this...you had your chance.   

[Mince]

Use the crackers as frisbees in the back garden and make the birds work for their food.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Use the crackers as frisbees in the back garden and make the birds work for their food.

They're square.

(The crackers, not the birds.   )

[Mince]

Square can be aerodynamic.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Square can be aerodynamic.

Not with the butter and cheese on it.

[Mince]

So don't put them on. Why is this so hard? 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

So don't put them on. Why is this so hard? 

Have you ever tried to Frisbee butter on its own?

Jeeeeeez.