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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Saturday
« on: July 04, 2015, 09:53:28 PM »
Whatever happened to going down the pub and having far too much alcohol, falling back home and waking up on a Sunday afternoon. It's Saturday night, Harry bloody Potter and the Tosser of Deadly Clothespole (or something) is on.

Advancing years are finding me.

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Ps...talking of old age, where's Malc? It's time he put more songs up!
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Online Mince

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Re: Saturday
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2015, 09:57:23 PM »
Just be thankful you still enjoy a Horlicks while contemplating the pattern on your slippers.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Saturday
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2015, 10:01:12 PM »
Don't do slippers. It's the final step (all be it a comfy one, in a fake sheepskin inner kind of way) to the grave.

Ban slippers and people will live longer, I reckon.
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Re: Saturday
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2015, 10:06:51 PM »
I knew you were a Horlicks man.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Saturday
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2015, 10:09:35 PM »
Damn you for outing me.
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Re: Saturday
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2015, 10:10:50 PM »
In my defence, I did contemplate my slippers for some time before doing so.
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