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Offline Mince

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Joke
« on: July 01, 2016, 12:14:44 PM »
After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.

"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.

"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2016, 07:54:36 PM »
You really are having a Scottish day, aren't you?

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2016, 11:43:15 AM »
"Is that a doughnut, or a meringue?"
"Naw, yir right - it's a doughnut."


Yes, I know it's an old one, but I love it.
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I apologise, in advance.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2016, 01:37:58 PM »
I'm estimating I use that line at work at least once a week. I do believe its now part of Scottish parlance !

Love it.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2016, 03:29:19 AM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad
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