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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Theft
« on: November 28, 2017, 12:11:51 AM »
Can’t believe it. I’m absolutely fuming! Just got back home to find all the windows wide open and everything gone!
I was really looking forward to that chocolate advent calendar  :(


(found on Facebook, I took out some of the extra exclamation marks, which I think makes it subtly funnier)

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Theft
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2017, 04:32:12 PM »
 ;D !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I put them back)
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Offline Mince

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Re: Theft
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2017, 08:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on November 28, 2017, 12:11:51 AM
Can’t believe it. I’m absolutely fuming! Just got back home to find all the windows wide open and everything gone!
I was really looking forward to that chocolate advent calendar  :(

So the burglars took the advent calendar as well?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Theft
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2017, 10:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Mince on November 28, 2017, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on November 28, 2017, 12:11:51 AM
Can’t believe it. I’m absolutely fuming! Just got back home to find all the windows wide open and everything gone!
I was really looking forward to that chocolate advent calendar  :(

So the burglars took the advent calendar as well?

So you think there was more than just the one of them eh? The plot thickens.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Theft
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2017, 11:29:21 PM »
You said all the windows were open. That suggests multiple burglars.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Theft
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2017, 11:14:57 AM »
I just thought, "BRRRRRRRRRR!!"
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Offline Mince

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Re: Theft
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2017, 12:19:16 PM »
Drilling? No, I suspect they just jemmied them open. :D
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