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Offline Mince

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Unicorn Toenails
« on: August 17, 2018, 10:57:54 AM »
I believe the ones I bought may be fake. Does anyone know an expert who could determine whether they are genuine?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 01:14:49 PM »
Unicorns have hooves. What you have is clearly fake.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2018, 03:35:41 PM »
Er, Roger, you do realise that the unicorn with hooves is entirely mythical?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2018, 06:40:46 PM »
You know nothing.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 07:57:29 PM »
It must be friends with Tarks' Loch Ness Monster.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2018, 12:52:01 AM »
Sadly, Nessie is not mine.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Unicorn Toenails
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2018, 07:47:14 AM »
I can remember once owning a book called "A Puzzle Mine", and failing to get past the first puzzle, which was realising that the title meant "a mine of puzzles" and not a badly phrased "puzzles that are mine".
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