Today's Andy Capp cartoon on the web.

[peter]

I had a comma followed by dash the other day. It was no fun, I can tell you. I think the chicken must have been off, and I only just made it.

If you only just made it. It should have been fine unless you did not cook the chicken enough.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

It's a bit like a Dachshund chasing its tail.

[Fyodor]

As we say in my country, "He who can put two 'n's in biryani, can put two 'l's in Rhyl."