Special Initiation Ceremony Required

[The Peepmaster]

I think new people who saunter over to this board should be checked out, otherwise we're in danger of having serious folk joining who aren't loony in any way.

I suggest we have a series of questions for those that wish to come on board.

1) Have you ever been to the Moon?

If the person you ask says "Yes", ask if he, or she, is Buzz Aldrin. If the reply once again is yes, and it's a 17 year old girl, you know she's lying, because she wouldn't have been born when Buzz went in a moonward direction. Tra-la-la-la-lee!
More questions need to be devised...

[peter]

maybe she is buzz sister. thats buzlightyear

[The Peepmaster]

maybe she is buzz sister. thats buzlightyear

Brilliant - you're in!

[The Peepmaster]

I forgot to post the picture of a large banana I'd promised Mr Johnson.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Call that a large banana? PFFFFFT!

[The Peepmaster]

I call it Eric Plantain, actually.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

It's a sturdy name, and no mistake!

[Mince]

Can't we change it to Bob?

[The Peepmaster]

It's a sturdy name, and no mistake!

Mince would have soon commented had there been a mistake.  :

(Mind you, I think he's engrossed in sorting out the mess he's made of this forum). 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

(Mind you, I think he's engrossed in sorting out the mess he's made of this forum). 

With the emphasis on the "gross". Mind you, the brown seems to have subsided somewhat. It's much less of a Sean Connery now (i.e. a shight for shore eyesh).