There are too many post topics

[Malc]

Could you slow down the amounts of new topics? I use a Vietnamese internet cafe and it's the equivalent of eight quid a half hour, so I only have time to click on a couple.

One if  I add a reply.

Ouch..Mama Kwan is prodding me with her bamboo cane. Someone else wants the computer. God, the heat. The mosquitoes. I hope they sprayed this mouse.

[Roger Kettle]

Malc, images of Principal Skinner's flashbacks!

[The Peepmaster]

Could you slow down the amounts of new topics? I use a Vietnamese internet cafe and it's the equivalent of eight quid a half hour, so I only have time to click on a couple.

One if  I add a reply.

Ouch..Mama Kwan is prodding me with her bamboo cane. Someone else wants the computer. God, the heat. The mosquitoes. I hope they sprayed this mouse.

Why would mosquitoes spray a mouse? If you're pushed for time, Malc, just ignore all the posts. You know from experience that they're all likely to be pish. (Scottish word).

Would love to experience Vietnam. The Philippines reminded me very much of what I'd seen of Vietnam on the TV. It was later that I learned that many Vietnam films have been filmed there. (The Philippines, not Margate). I was born in Margate. Woo hoo - Come on you Blues. Margate! Tra la la. Bouncy bouncy. Aaaaahhhh :-)

[Roger Kettle]

Nige, just stay where you are. Don't move. I'll send someone round.

[Malc]

I didn't say I was IN Vietnam.


Jeez.

[Diane CBPFC]

Malc - it probably would be cheaper for you to fly to the big shindig in Scotland than pay those internet fees. 

[Malc]

I could tie it in with a visit to my mum, who's recovering from an operation.
It would stop it looking like fun, and therefore keep my wife happy. Hope it's soon.

[The Peepmaster]

I didn't say I was IN Vietnam.


Jeez.

Ah - I'm with you now. Much the same as when I decide to have a Chinese takeaway, I don't actually GO to China to collect it.

[Malc]

Just as well, In half an hour you'd want another one.