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Offline Mince

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Diane's Novel
« on: April 02, 2008, 07:41:19 PM »
I think we all agree that she is.

But, Diane, what's the title of the novel you wrote?

(Notice that I have spelt your name correctly twice already.)

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 10:24:22 PM »
I didn't really have a good title - but it is a great novel - about two thirds done - I left it with the hero sitting in the bathtub about a year and a half ago.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 10:32:47 PM »
He must be a bit shrivelled by now. Does he eventually save the day?

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 10:44:00 PM »
I'm not sure - I may kill him off.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 10:48:54 PM »
I know - why don't we all help you finish it?

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 10:55:41 PM »
Oh, no. Don't let him, Diane. You'll spend three months working out where the comma should go in the title.

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 12:09:02 AM »
I'd say at the end. Make it a mystery.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 06:46:53 AM »
I'm not sure - I may kill him off.

Surely pneumonia has set in by now?

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Re: Diane's Novel
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 01:38:21 PM »
There's a novelist (Mills and Boon-style) over here called Valerie Parv who put me in one of her books -"Bootie And The Beast".

Well, she wrote about someone called Malcolm McGookin, anyway. He doesn't SOUND like me.