Most Online Ever???

[Roger Kettle]

I happened to check the wee thing at the bottom of the opening page which tells you how many people are on online currently and the record number who have ever been on during the course of a day. It says 775 on a day in July this year. SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE!!! Mince, please investigate this accounting system!

[The Peepmaster]

Wasn't that the day Mince promised to show the "I love Roger Kettle" tattoo imprinted on his buttocks?

[Vulture]

Wasn't that the day Mince promised to show the "I love Roger Kettle" tattoo imprinted on his buttocks?

Please! Shouldn't there be a warning before you send out posts like this?

[Mince]

Perhaps it's counting Peepmaster's braincells, and not persons online. Mind you, who are the other 774?

[The Peepmaster]

Perhaps it's counting Peepmaster's braincells, and not persons online. Mind you, who are the other 774?

Anyone with more than a single brain cell would realise that "brain cells" is two words, and not one. (Unless it's different in the "Oxford Dictionary For Pillocks". 

[Mince]

Anyone with more than a single brain cell would realise that "brain cells" is two words, and not one. (Unless it's different in the "Oxford Dictionary For Pillocks". 

Could you not find the close bracket on your keyboard?

[The Peepmaster]

Anyone with more than a single brain cell would realise that "brain cells" is two words, and not one. (Unless it's different in the "Oxford Dictionary For Pillocks". 

Could you not find the close bracket on your keyboard?

I hadn't finished).

[Colin]

Anyone with more than a single brain cell would realise that "brain cells" is two words, and not one. (Unless it's different in the "Oxford Dictionary For Pillocks". 

Could you not find the close bracket on your keyboard?

I hadn't finished).