Should We Give Mince a Break for Xmas?

[The Peepmaster]

He's getting a bit rattled with the marine-life inspired insults, (like fish-face, prawn-brain, cockle-head etc.), and what with it being the season of good cheer, I thought perhaps I should start an initiative to promote harmony and goodwill towards the mollusc man.

I've come up with a campaign: Show Him Respect, (It Might Pain You)

[Mince]

I don't know how you talk while upside down.