Merry Christmas, Malc and Joan.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm warming to this. I think I may be a natural despot.

That's d-e-p-o-s-i-t, Malc.

[The Peepmaster]

I would rather be holed up in a farty spare bedroom with Mince paging over holiday brochures of Greece.

Are you trying to talk your way into his affections? 

[Malc]

I would rather be holed up

(Leslie Phillips voice)

I say......

[Diane CBPFC]

See, that's another reason I don't want to go to Smut Island for the holdiays.

[Malc]

We will have a No Smut week every year, a festival where we celebrate propriety, wholesomeness and family values, as opposed to No Mutt week, which is every week.