Happy Chinese New Year!

[Malc]

No, that's Chicken Tikka McSala.

[The Peepmaster]

Yeah, Tarks - that's why I said it was invented in part of the UK. I had a feeling it might have been Scotland, and I was counting Glasgow as being a part of Great Britain.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I know you did, Peepsie, but then you specifically plumped for England, although you covered yourself with your bracketed remark. The dispute is between Glasgow and a restaurant in Birmingham I believe, so I was merely seeking to expand your information, not correct it, Sassenach.

[The Peepmaster]

I wonder where mince was invented...

[Malc]

I know you did, Peepsie, but then you specifically plumped for England

To explain- "England" is the title of the new movie he's starring in. Peepsie had to gain a considerable amount of weight to play the Isle Of Man, a loner tax haven living on the edge of the law, neither a country nor a county, living by its own rules.

[Malc]

I've been down the pub.

[The Peepmaster]

You should have said - I'd have joined you.

[Malc]

Why? I'm not coming apart.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been down the pub again.

[Vulture]

Why? I'm not coming apart.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been down the pub again.

We'd never have guessed!