My New Phone

[The Peepmaster]

I've got a great new dual-phone, that allows landline calls, but also Skype calls without the need for the computer to be on.

I've just seen that it's got a block facility. At first I thought it read that it had a blockhead facility, and was about to add Mince's phone number. I could still add the number however, just to prevent the twerp from contacting me.

[Mince]

I've got a great new dual-phone, that allows landline calls, but also Skype calls without the need for the computer to be on.

I've just seen that it's got a block facility. At first I thought it read that it had a blockhead facility, and was about to add Mince's phone number. I could still add the number however, just to prevent the twerp from contacting me.

I know you hate our phonecalls and they make you feel so inferior - you cried last time - but you should face your inadequacies, not hide from them.

[The Peepmaster]

Someone once said to me, "You should get a dictaphone".

I replied, "Why would I need Mince to make my phone-calls?"