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Offline Mince

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for Tarquin
« on: March 13, 2009, 08:22:22 AM »
Why Tarquin?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 09:45:20 AM »
Why what? Oh, and you missed the comma.
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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 10:50:01 AM »
That you think I missed the comma is the reason you misunderstood the question. Try again.

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 11:16:15 AM »
Sorry. I just assumed you were incompetent. Try what again?
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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 11:53:18 AM »
Try reading the question again.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 12:05:03 PM »
Try explaining it better. Why my name (ask my parents)? Why my existence (ask God)? What?
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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 12:06:19 PM »
Why did you choose the name "Tarquin"?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 12:41:06 PM »
Because it was there.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 12:49:08 PM »
Why did you choose the name "Tarquin"?
Since when did a newly-born baby chose his/her own name? ..0
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 01:05:28 PM »
Or are you inferring that...gasp...it might not be my real name?  :o
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Offline Mince

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 01:24:14 PM »
I mean why not Terry or Tim or Tom?

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 01:51:28 PM »
That's why you're not a professional funny man like me.  :\
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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 02:06:11 PM »
See my email. It might change your mind.

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 02:21:37 PM »
It did indeed - your email is why you're not a professional funny man like me.  ..0
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: for Tarquin
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 02:55:42 PM »
Try explaining it better. Why my name (ask my parents)? Why my existence (ask God)? What?

Oh dear, does your earthly father know?

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