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Offline Diane CBPFC

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I'm NOT deaf
« on: April 23, 2009, 05:11:53 AM »
I'm NOT deaf, I say I'm not deaf - apparently I'm just lazy. I paid a doctor $60 to tell me that. I think that is what he said - I can't hear very well :-)
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 09:24:16 AM »
What does the doctor mean by "lazy"? You can't be bothered to listen? Seems strange. Are you sure he's a doctor?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 09:55:36 AM »
Or was the diagnosis by phone, 'cos you couldn't be bothered going to see him?
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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 11:08:16 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 23, 2009, 09:55:36 AM
Or was the diagnosis by phone, 'cos you couldn't be bothered going to see him?


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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2009, 02:25:03 AM »
...and even then you couldn't hear because you're deaf?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2009, 07:25:41 AM »
Diane, he probably said, "You're not dead, just lazy," and you misheard on account of your deafness.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 08:03:36 AM »
I may have just been hungry or something.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 09:12:38 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on April 24, 2009, 08:03:36 AM
I may have just been hungry or something.

I think the doctor would like to see you having regular little nibbles.
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Offline Max

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2009, 10:33:57 PM »
Sound bites?  ;D
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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 05:36:21 AM »
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Offline Mince

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2009, 02:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Max on April 24, 2009, 10:33:57 PM
Sound bites?  ;D

I don't know. Does it?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I'm NOT deaf
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2009, 03:26:11 PM »
Plymouth Sound?
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