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Offline Mince

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Peepmaster is a film star
« on: May 08, 2009, 05:43:00 PM »
Mulch ado about nothing.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 06:47:46 PM »
How odd.

Am I supposed to come up with a famous film, deviously incorporating the name of Pilch in the title somehow?  ..0


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Okay - "Dr Twat, and the Daleks".

            
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Offline Mince

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 06:50:06 PM »
Cool. I'll knick that Dalek icon.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 06:55:20 PM »
I was looking for a photo of one yesterday - I thought it was spelt DaRleks - non showed up.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 06:56:13 PM »
Who is non?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 07:07:56 PM »
Who is non?

And what is "knick"?  :P
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 07:10:41 PM »
knick and non sound like they should be children's TV presenters

Offline Mince

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 09:08:34 PM »
Knick means "to steal the unwear from".

And when I said "Who is non?" I was talking about Doctor Who and the fact that a "non" is the name of the leader of the interspacial quantum-locked weed creatures from the planet Peepobongo, and I was asking incredulously "Who is non?", because I knew he wasn't, because he's a time lord.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 09:23:44 PM »
And "unwear" is?

Offline Mince

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 09:33:20 PM »
Do I have to explain everything?

"unwear" is underwear that has returned from the dead to scare vunerable women.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 09:39:24 PM »
Your underwear would scare any woman.

Seriously, me and Pilch are good mates really. I even help him when he rings for advice.

Last week when he phoned and asked what I thought he should do to please the women of England, I  had no hesitation in advising him to emigrate.

He always asks for tips to help pull birds, but I don't like to give away my secrets. He has to find out for himself.


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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 12:09:56 AM »
Maybe if he didn't concentrate his efforts on "vunerable women"?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 12:44:24 AM »
Ulike the others, that was typo.

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Re: Peepmaster is a film star
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 01:43:17 PM »
Mince, your two identities are melding . It was inevitable, and (speaking clinically) I'm fascinated.