My Football Season

[Malc]

You don't use that kind of strapping on boobs, with the girls, I used clingwrap. Nice and tight to sotp the bgiger grls form flpoping arou- I'll be back in a minute...

[Joan]

You don't use that kind of strapping on boobs,

I should bl**dy well hope not!  You've been reading that "Cool brain stuff" email, haven't you, Malc?

[Malc]

I haven't, is it about strapping boobs?

[Joan]

LOL!  No, one section's about how if you mix letters around in words, your brain can still read the words as they should be, but I get what you were alluding to now - my brain was still cringing at the thought of proper strapping tape on boobs. 

[Malc]

I'm sure it's used in some boudoirs, some people are very odd with their fetishes.

I remember reading an interview with a call girl who said her favourite client's fetish was to lie naked in a corner whilst she rolled hard boiled eggs at him.




With the eggshell removed, obviously. He wasn't THAT odd.

[Malc]

My Under 14s team made their Premier League Grand Final today, beating Loganholme, the top of the table team 3-1 in the semi final. Should have been 6-0 to us.

There is a lot to be said for being applauded by a full gallery of parents and grandparents as part of a standing ovation, not to mention other teams who've come to see you for the day. Very validating.
If only you lot knew the personalities involved, you would realise what a satisfying victory this was. The opposition coach came walking down to my team dugout with two minutes to go to shake my hand, which many took to be a sporting gesture, but in effect it prevented me from performing the Walk Of Victory to his dugout, which the winning coach traditionally does. Silly mind games.

Not that I'm bothered. This is the first time my U14s (Capalaba) has beaten Loganholme in all the years they've played them, and this is also my first season coaching them, so it's all good.

[Roger Kettle]

Congrats, Malc---when's the final?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm feeling quite emotional after that. Excellent stuff, Malky - congrats to all concerned. Best of luck in the final. Hope you crushed their manager's knuckles.

[The Peepmaster]

Tell us more about the other team's goal, Malc. I bet it was a beauty, wasn't it?

[Malc]

Final is next Sunday 10.45am at Lions stadium, Pine Road Richlands, so there's plenty of time to get here for it.

No, their goal was an ugly, spiteful, hateful thing spawned out of envy, malice and the fact our left midfielder decided not to track back in defence.

[Joan]

  

Well done, Malc and boys! Be cheering you on next Sunday morning - from 929kms away, I'm afraid.